- God: *creates the human butt*
- God: Oh they are gonna love this
what’s the definition of trust?
two cannibals giving each other blowjobs.
thats the most beautiful thing ive ever read
(via sithlordette)
My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.
- Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
- Brother: that's not fair
- Mom: DO AS I SAY.
- Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
- Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
- Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.
This one was definitely one of my favorites.
(via fuckyeahfirefly)
so
despite my body issues (need to keep losing a few pounds) I still get immense enjoyment from dancing around my room without my shirt like a male stripper. Don’t judge, it’s just how I roll :)
I’m about to pass out I’m so tired, but I really wanted to post this lest I forget it
Um, so I don’t even know if I want sex right now. I know that physically, I’m craving it all the time; but I don’t know if I’m mentally prepared. And I probably won’t until I’m in the moment (ha, solve THAT conundrum). However what I really want right now is closeness. I want to be close to someone. I want to go to sleep with you next to me and wake up next to you. I want to smell you on my pillow and remember you lying there. I want to cuddle with you and simply be close to you. That…that I know for sure I want.
Fuck. Yes.
count me in
This is absolutely amazing, but as a number nerd I keep nerding out over the amount: 1/0. Lols
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It’s so true…
I’m sorry but picture two is what most little girls wanted.
Also, for the record, there were little boys who wanted that awesome library too. Namely myself :)
Dammit, now I want a lion.
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